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Actually looked like a cool cult to infiltrate. Act all fake, and score some cult poon. Wear hipster clothing.

But all they want is your $$$$$. It's a combo of a Cult and a Pyramid Scheme. And the alien bit is wacky as all heck. People actually fall for that?
 
Yes Buliwyf, normal every day people, business people, doctors, politicians, famous actors, they all fell for this nonsense "¦ Their core beliefs on how humans derived to earth is so ridiculous"¦

Once upon a time (75 million years ago to be more precise)..
There was an alien galactic ruler named Xemu. Xemu was in charge of all the planets in this part of the galaxy including our own planet Earth, except in those days it was called Teegeeack.

Now Xemu had a problem. All of the 76 planets he controlled were over-populated. Each planet had on average 178 billion people. He wanted to get rid of all the overpopulation so he had a plan.

Xemu took over complete control with the help of renegades to defeat the good people and the Loyal Officers. Then with the help of psychiatrists he called in billions of people for income tax inspections where they were instead given injections of alcohol and glycol mixed to paralyse them. Then they were put into space planes that looked exactly like DC8s (except they had rocket motors instead of propellers).

These DC8 space planes then flew to planet Earth where the paralysed people were stacked around the bases of volcanoes in their hundreds of billions. When they had finished stacking them around then H-bombs were lowered into the volcanoes. Xemu then detonated all the H-bombs at the same time and everyone was killed.

The story doesn't end there though. Since everyone has a soul (called a "thetan" in this story) then you have to trick souls into not coming back again. So while the hundreds of billions of souls were being blown around by the nuclear winds he had special electronic traps that caught all the souls in electronic beams (the electronic beams were sticky like fly-paper).

After he had captured all these souls he had them packed into boxes and taken to a few huge cinemas. There all the souls had to spend days watching special 3D motion pictures that told them what life should be like and many confusing things. In this film they were shown false pictures and told they were God, The Devil and Christ. In the story this process is called "implanting".

When the films ended and the souls left the cinema these souls started to stick together because since they had all seen the same film they thought they were the same people. They clustered in groups of a few thousand. Now because there were only a few living bodies left they stayed as clusters and inhabited these bodies.

As for Xemu, the Loyal Officers finally overthrew him and they locked him away in a mountain on one of the planets. He is kept in by a force-field powered by an eternal battery and Xemu is still alive today.

That is the end of the story. And so today everyone is full of these clusters of souls called "body thetans". And if we are to be a free soul then we have to remove all these "body thetans" and pay lots of money to do so. And the only reason people believe in God and Christ was because it was in the film their body thetans saw 75 million years ago.
 
Yes Buliwyf, normal every day people, business people, doctors, politicians, famous actors, they all fell for this nonsense "¦ Their core beliefs on how humans derived to earth is so ridiculous"¦

Once upon a time (75 million years ago to be more precise)..
There was an alien galactic ruler named Xemu. Xemu was in charge of all the planets in this part of the galaxy including our own planet Earth, except in those days it was called Teegeeack.

Now Xemu had a problem. All of the 76 planets he controlled were over-populated. Each planet had on average 178 billion people. He wanted to get rid of all the overpopulation so he had a plan.

Xemu took over complete control with the help of renegades to defeat the good people and the Loyal Officers. Then with the help of psychiatrists he called in billions of people for income tax inspections where they were instead given injections of alcohol and glycol mixed to paralyse them. Then they were put into space planes that looked exactly like DC8s (except they had rocket motors instead of propellers).

These DC8 space planes then flew to planet Earth where the paralysed people were stacked around the bases of volcanoes in their hundreds of billions. When they had finished stacking them around then H-bombs were lowered into the volcanoes. Xemu then detonated all the H-bombs at the same time and everyone was killed.

The story doesn't end there though. Since everyone has a soul (called a "thetan" in this story) then you have to trick souls into not coming back again. So while the hundreds of billions of souls were being blown around by the nuclear winds he had special electronic traps that caught all the souls in electronic beams (the electronic beams were sticky like fly-paper).

After he had captured all these souls he had them packed into boxes and taken to a few huge cinemas. There all the souls had to spend days watching special 3D motion pictures that told them what life should be like and many confusing things. In this film they were shown false pictures and told they were God, The Devil and Christ. In the story this process is called "implanting".

When the films ended and the souls left the cinema these souls started to stick together because since they had all seen the same film they thought they were the same people. They clustered in groups of a few thousand. Now because there were only a few living bodies left they stayed as clusters and inhabited these bodies.

As for Xemu, the Loyal Officers finally overthrew him and they locked him away in a mountain on one of the planets. He is kept in by a force-field powered by an eternal battery and Xemu is still alive today.

That is the end of the story. And so today everyone is full of these clusters of souls called "body thetans". And if we are to be a free soul then we have to remove all these "body thetans" and pay lots of money to do so. And the only reason people believe in God and Christ was because it was in the film their body thetans saw 75 million years ago.

Yep That sounds pretty silly, People will believe just about anything so as not to have to face their real creator The God of the heavens. The Scientology story is almost as silly as the theory of evolution.(life evolving from nothing by pure chance) from amino acids (still no explanation where they came from) Then a big bang and eventually after billions of years it all evolved into goo and from the goo to you LOL..

Speedy
 
Speedy, I like your style"¦We may differ in opinion about the existence of "make believe" fairly tale characters, but I genuinely find your posts entertaining"¦.
 
Same to you my friend! I always enjoy sparring with you..
On another note**

I just read in the US news today that the Muslim State fighters in Iraq are systematically enslaving and raping young girls in the name of Allah and their Koran..!:mad: (This is of course after they laid out their men folk on the ground and machine gunned them in front of them) They interviewed a 12 year old girl that has repeatedly been ..... by a Muslim State fighter and she stated that he always "knelt down and prayed to Allah" before he ..... her.. She told him it hurt her a lot and it was wrong but his reply was that the Koran teaches that it is good (and they are expected to .... those women) that are not Muslim..!:mad::mad::mad:

What a sick religion..

I have seen nothing but bad/horrible things come out of this so called "religion of peace" I don't care if I get someone mad at me or not. Butchering and raping people not of your faith is demonic and they WILL face the rest of eternity in hell when they finally meet the REAL God.
From what I have read,,The first part of the Koran seems relatively peaceful ramblings of Mohammed. (And it's defenders will always speak from those writings).. However the later writings are full of hatred and war for anyone not of the Muslim faith.. I will NEVER be convinced that it is a faith of peace simply because of all the things that are going on around the world and the fact that as a majority there are VERY FEW of those so called peaceful Muslims "that just want to live and get along" that will actually speak out against the atrocities committed in the name of Mohammed or "Allah" In my opinion, they are guilty and complicit because of their overall silence!
As an example, Just like in World War 2 When the average German citizen saw their Jewish neighbors being whisked away in trainloads by the Nazis. They knew something was up. They knew that those neighbors would never return! They saw the Nazis take the people's property and proclaim the Jews were not even human beings etc etc. They were all Guilty to one degree or another except the few that spoke out. (od course they were quickly exterminated) They all got swept up in the hysteria and knew what was going on or at least had their suspicions. At least the German Nazis were not hiding behind a religion like the Muslim terrorists.
It all dates back to the old testament and the sons of Abraham Issac and Ismael..

They have been at war for over 2000 years and will never stop.. The bible stated that.
While you can also site some issues of violence in the bible and look back at the Crusades etc (in the past centuries) Overall Christians have a totally different preaching and do not ever condone anything like what is going on in the middle east as well as pretty much everywhere else in the world.

I am SICK and TIRED of hearing about Christians as well as other non Muslims having their heads chopped off in the name of the terrorists so called "religion" ! They are (and always have been), a barbaric wicked lot.
I can see how someone can get fed up with "religions" and would have a hard time having faith in the real God of Creation..

As we speak They stand in the streets or Iran burning our flag and shouting death to America and yet our illustrious president ( I call him the Obamination) is going to allow them to continue to build nukes and even give them $150 BILLION of our tax dollars to facilitate it. :confused: What a great deal for us huh? With a president like the Obamination who need enemies?

Oh well, once again I went of on an tangent but at least you now how I feel. I would not be surprised if this is edited or omitted entirely because it is controversial and it is not "Politically Correct" Personally I don't give a .... if I offend someone if they condone the barbaric things their so called "religion of peace" preaches.. People need to speak out before they completely take away our right of freedom of speech also.

Nuff Said..!

Speedy
 
I 1000% agree with you there Speedy, See, we have different beliefs but such respect for one another , compared to these barbaric terrorists around the globe of all factions, taking innocent lives..
..... well said Speedy
 

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