Fappy the Dolphin

Phl · Jul 11, 2014

i am outta words.

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they really have children signing that?????

BurnCycle · Jul 11, 2014

I have a 12 y/o son. I imagine our conversation on the topic will go something like... Its perfectly normal and you should probably knock before entering my room next time.

Carl1199 · Jul 11, 2014

If you drew a huge .... on flappy it would look like he is taking matters into his own hands!!!! At least the right one. What a crock of .... this is, its natural !!!!

iamlance · Jul 11, 2014

Waiting Prince Albert, waiting.......

AlohaMark · Jul 11, 2014

Next they will say that women who use contraception are slu*s.....

Prince Albert · Jul 26, 2014

I was an alter boy in the church and was told to never masterbate...

Unfortunately my priest had other "designs" on how I was to lead a "pure" life and find god...

After the mass, He would notice that I had a bit of a "tent" in my alter boy uniform ( natural as a teenager for that age)...
What I didn't realize is that the priest demanded that I dip my holy bread in his "body" of christ....A most piASS of affairs no doubt...!

I had to eventually leave the congregation because after mass was over I noticed Father Gape had a knack for waiting for me in the back room in the most blast-phmASS of positions....
This is what I witnessed ....(all of this because he wanted me to suppress my masterbation urges)

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