How the 1299 Earned Me the Best BJ Ever!

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Forthos

Forthos

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I'm kidding.. I'm married, and my wife hates bikes

BUT,

That beeotch(said with love) loves to clean and plan our lives, so I put up with the negative bike vibes.

*high five* (Borat anyone?)

The important question..

Who here has gotten more action due to FIRST whipping out a Ducati key?

Bahaha.. I'd love to hear some stories!

Practically speaking, I've never found that bikes and instant action were a good combo. I get off the bike to meet attractive woman. Something is sweating on me. My hair looks like a damn bird's nest...not great for pre-performance confidence!

What say you?

Disclaimer* I'm not a pig.. I love my damn wife but also enjoy the occasional nonsensical ....-talking



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Friday night post... too much to drink? :D
Usually, whipping the key out doesn't do much but taking the woman outside and revving the SHEIT out of it usually does the trick :p
 
Haha.. yes.. It was a large, cold lager induced post.

Forgive me for stepping outside the range of the forum.

What rearsets are ya'll runnin? (Dash of sarcasm)

Sleep tight everyone. There will be plenty of time for me to regret everything in the morning!

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only man or chicken head will pay attention to a guy on a bikes,the guys just check the bike not you unless you got leather pants.
 
In the 90's girls would flock to guys on motorcycles.

today sport bike sales are completely in the tank.

Honda is reportedly discontinuing the 600cc sport bike.

today young men and women are looking down at their iPhones or playing pokemon - flicking tinder, the bean, cuffing the carrot
IMO this is the generation of the strange and mindless dolts that are caught in virtual reality - when the real world is out there waiting for them.

I'm ok with this trend as I am married , wear leather + helmet , and haven't had passenger footpegs in a decade.
 
Sorry OP but you won't get a BJ just because you got a Ducati lol anybody with a decent job can financing a ducati for less than $400 at month even the dude at Wendys. only hight school girl would look at you (don't look back you go to jail for .... like that).
 
Maybe your experiences have been different, but when I pass people on the sidewalk:

99% of women are oblivious
99% of dudes will break their neck trying to get a look

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Forthos, I know how you feel. My wife hates bikes and never misses an opportunity to let me know! lol :)
 
Forthos said:
I'm kidding.. I'm married, and my wife hates bikes

BUT,

That beeotch(said with love) loves to clean and plan our lives, so I put up with the negative bike vibes.

*high five* (Borat anyone?)

The important question..

Who here has gotten more action due to FIRST whipping out a Ducati key?

Bahaha.. I'd love to hear some stories!

Practically speaking, I've never found that bikes and instant action were a good combo. I get off the bike to meet attractive woman. Something is sweating on me. My hair looks like a damn bird's nest...not great for pre-performance confidence!

What say you?

Disclaimer* I'm not a pig.. I love my damn wife but also enjoy the occasional nonsensical ....-talking



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For your sake, I hope your wife doesn't go over the Forum and read your comments...:eek:

Speedy
 
Feel free to take my post as seriously as you'd like Speedy. The disclaimer was mostly intended for you apparently.

I'm from Alabama, and all my Bama buddies make fun of the world's stereotype of us by twangin' up our voices and sprinkling in the word "damn" in various places from time to time. Ala-damn-bama.. roll damn tide... etc.

It goes great with tailgating!

Anyways.. back to rearsets. I just installed the Lightech R's from ducatidelta.com --- brilliant!

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The opposite ... doesn't give a hoot. If you bought the bike for female attention you bought it for the wrong reasons.
 
I will say this......
go to Miami with your Duc your life will change and you will smile all the way back home about something dc
 
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Scientifically speaking, a V-Motor produces a sound that is sexually more arousing than any inline motor. I read this a while ago in Popular Mechanics or something or other and it seems to support real world experience.

And speaking of real-world experience: I've had this bike apart more than a few times and just can't seem to find where the ..... magnet is located. But it's there.
 

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