Do you sometimes feel irritable, restless, uneasy, sad, normal, or just plain not high? Maybe it's time to try Crack...
Crack may cause shivers, night terrors, gay for pay, heart palpitations, homicidal paranoia, or the sensation that you're on fire, peeing blood and seeing friends faces as talking skeletons are possible side effects of crack. People who use Crack may also experience five to seven years in prison where brutal raping may occur. If you experience one or more of these side effects, consult your dealer... You may need more Crack.
Crack, isn't it time to see what all the fuss is about?