Whilst we're 'fessing up, I dropped mine a couple weeks ago - first time I've dropped a bike too - but I got away with it "almost" completely...
Been out for about 3 hours and it was dark when I got home - first time home on it in the dark - lights are ace btw. Stopped in front of the garage door and kicked the stand down whilst still sat on, as I usually do. I heard it make it's metallic springy noise as it hits it's stop but couldn't see that it was down (and didn't check) and it had actually sprung and bounced back up. Went to get off and the bike just kept on leaning over to the point where I couldn't hold it, but managed to lay it down as softly as I could. To my amazement, the only damage was a slight scratch to the end of the clutch lever, which I could probably have lived with, but I fit another one last weekend. Lesson learned...