I am a racist, and proud of it: any human that has a .... disgust me. I only tolerate humans with ....s and ......, and only when they know their place is next to me with an umbrella.
I am also racist to Harley-Davidson and BMW bikes, and to speed limits. Especially to speed limits. And cops, excepted when they have ....s and ...... and that they handcuff me on the bed. I love these ones, but they are a minority. :-(
One day, I will rule a world only made of Ducati and MV Agusta bikes and good looking women with umbrellas and handcuffs at each corner on roads without speed limits.
And still, I'm putting an alarm on my bike, and long for the alarm of RoboCop 2 (at the beginning of the movie, the thief is electrocuted to death while trying to steal a car).
^^