'Round the World with an Italian Supermodel

Ducati Forum

Help Support Ducati Forum:

Seeing that sign sure pisses me off, there are a lot of dead American soldiers buried in France. They got killed saving the frenchy's snail eating ..... from the Germans in both world wars.

As HotIce posted above, ".... America" is a theatrical adaptation of a novel from Edgar Hilsenrath, a Jew escaped from Germany after WWII. Has nothing to do with what it could so easily be interpreted to be about.
 
My ride through France was rather interesting. I think I made it through over half the country with no cell phone coverage, map or nav. Recognizing a few roads as I got close to Paris, I ended up here again:









Kind of rained off and on and was definitely not warm. But at least the wind wasn't pushing me all the f over the place.





Speaking too soon about the winds, I made it to Calais. Not really much to do if you don't like shopping for shoes or parasailing to your death. Stopped at this bunker to take a shot.



And got curious to see what was behind the steel door. My imagination kind of ran wild for a few before I managed to wedge my camera underneath. Could it contain a stash of WWII relics? Piled up skeletons of the brave or the defeated? A collection of 500cc GP bikes?



Bummer. But I did my best to edit the agri-machinery in the most flattering way possible.
 
Au revoir, France. I'll miss you.





For anyone who hasn't done it, ferry crossings are easier than riding a subway. The line, however, might be a bit longer:





Anyone who remembers my crossing into Canada remembers I almost didn't make it past the tweaker border Nazis guarding half the world's maple supply. But the border crossing from France to England was as it should be and I made it onto the ferry without issue.









And then I emerged in England. I have to admit that I had no romantic notions of the country, but once there it kind of hit me that I was in the epicenter of two Norton Anthologies. There I was, trying to remember to ride as if I was a maniac hell-bent on a head-on collision and all I could think about was Chaucer, Wordsworth, Keats, Donne, Swift, Pope.

 
Last edited:
Driving on the left, I must admit, took a lot of concentration. When on the road following cars it was just a little strange. It was when cars weren't around that things got confusing, like when pulling back onto a road after stopping to take pictures or a leak. I didn't make any mistakes, but it was clear a major catastrophe could easily result from a lapse in mental acuity.

I had no idea where I was going when I got off the ferry, but followed signs to Canterbury (an homage to Chaucer). But instead of traveling from Southwark to the St. Thomas Becket's shrine at the Canterbury Cathedral, I just wanted a SIM card so I could navigate. Parked my bike (above) and wandered into the marketplace surrounding the Cathedral:



Downside of traveling 'my way'? Wandering around in full leathers with 50lbs of gear, a tank bag in one hand and a helmet in the other hardly permits much off-the-bike exploration. That hard lockable storage on an R1200 is a luxury that allows logging a lot more miles on foot than permitted by my setup.

In any case, got hooked up with a SIM card at Vodafone, headed back to my bike and towards London (via signs, as my card was still trying to activate itself). Spent some time after that getting lost, not on purpose.

Pulled into a gas station and nothing...still no signal. In the midst of calling Vodafone thrice, while semi trucks pounded by and while a guy operating a forklift tried to remove my head, a guy in a Smart car approached. Screw the need to get my Vodafone card working, the guy offered a place for my bike, directions, recommendations for food, you name it.



I would have liked to take him up on it, but I still had a few hours of light and wanted to get some miles behind me. A stupid idea, in retrospect. Should have just had a few beers and crashed wherever he could have found a place for me to crash.

Instead, I headed out into a storm during London rush hour traffic.



It POURED. And the semi-trucks seemed taller, wider and longer than the ones I'm used to. You know that feeling of riding between 10-story tall buildings on a 3' wide, 29-mile long alley while it pours down rain, don't ya? Well, neither did I until that day. But that's what it was like. Only one slide and I'd get sucked underneath 18 very heavy wheels.

Aerial perspective:


Made it to some roadside motel. Goes without saying that I was fairly hungry. A mall-like food court, along with a couple of convenience stores, was in the same roadside stop. Food was plentiful, if unhealthy. Oh and yes, I found a safe parking spot and experienced the first of several properly snobbish English glares as I rumbled my way up to the front of the building.



I'll take glares, fist fights or even the dreaded 'clobberings by purse' over waking up to no bike, though.
 
Managed to get my cell phone working (nightmare). And booked an Airbnb that night before coughing myself to sleep in the only room they had available (a smoking room with fixed windows). (By the way, here's the difference between a hotel and a motel: Motels have separate entrances for each room, whilst a hotel have a common entrance).

Did I mention how ....... COLD it was? No, don't think I did. But I will.

Headed out the following morning, excited to be in a new country with food in my stomach and active communication with the rest of the world.

The roads (and most of the scenery) weren't quite exciting. But hey, I was still in completely different country.



Something that I was reminded of every time I crested a hill or came around a bend to see a car on the wrong side of the road! I'd been given instructions on how to get into my new home for a week. The owners told me to go to the side of the house, open a gate, then another gate and the cottage will be in back. Only problem was there was a dog they didn't tell me about. He seemed friendly enough, but the second gate was locked. Thinking perhaps there might be a gate on the other side of the house, I inched my way back out the gate and the slippery ass pointer took the .... off. Lovely. Just what I need: "Hi, I'm your new guest. And I let your dog out and he got hit by a mulch truck." The dog ran a good 30 yards away, turned and looked at me in this excited-to-be-free, but 'scared-to-get-ass-beat' way. Perhaps it was all these months of being in countries where I had to communicate non-verbally, or perhaps I just understood dogs more than I should, but I immediately dropped down to my knees, backpack and all, putting my head lower than his. ...... came running back to me playfully, a gesture to which I responded by collaring him back into his cell. Poor guy, but disaster averted.

Anyhow, finally found my way into my place. Not a bad view.

 
First time in a while I had a kitchen. And not just a kitchen, but a kitchen that had been stocked with eggs, bread and peanut butter.

MMM!



Dessert didn't go so well. A pencil I had kept snapping lead off when I sharpened it. Prismacolors do this all the time and a quick few seconds in a microwave help. Quite a different effect with graphite.



For as much as the weather sucks while riding, I sure did enjoy it (not without a little guilt) inside:



But can't stay inside forever. One can only survive on eggs and peanut butter for so long.







I was only a few miles from a full-on grocery store. For those thinking eggs and pb is gross, perhaps these might be more appetizing?

 
Last edited:
It's a great pleasure to have my morning coffee and read a new post from your travels, thanks. Steve
 
Denis,

Now that's a Bozo I don't know. :)
 

Attachments

  • DSC03536-XL.jpg
    DSC03536-XL.jpg
    86 KB
Eggs and PB is real gross . What sort of human are you ?

I guess I'm the kind of human who's discovered all kinds of things because I refuse to make assumptions before I experience it. Best things in the world happen when we're not hostile to the unfamiliar.

(And anyone who likes thai food has already inadvertently tried it....) PB AND EGGS IS ....... AMAZING!

:) :) :)
 
Did some wandering around Kirton Holme at night, of course. Almost got creamed by what I assumed was a drunk driver while walking around, too. Funny....all these miles on the bike and the closest call I had was walking around in the middle of the night on a lonely street.

















 
I guess I'm the kind of human who's discovered all kinds of things because I refuse to make assumptions before I experience it. Best things in the world happen when we're not hostile to the unfamiliar.

(And anyone who likes thai food has already inadvertently tried it....) PB AND EGGS IS ....... AMAZING!

:) :) :)

Hmmmm . Good answer can't argue with that .
 
That would be the drizzling ..... to get run down afoot, after the thousands of miles in varied conditions on your murdercycle.
 

Register CTA

Register on Ducati Forum! This sidebar will go away, and you will see fewer ads.

Recent Discussions

Back
Top