Best quotes and phrases
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I was working out west a while a go and was chatting to the farmer about his property and asked how long it had been since they'd had any rain, he said "mate, we've got three year old frogs out here that don't know how to swim", best response I've had from anyone.
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Don't waste your time with stupid people, they will just bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.. Lol sure had a good chuckle on this one.
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About 15 years ago, my dad told me that "a smooth sea never made a skillful sailor"... Lately I've seen a bunch of those corny-... inspirational quotes on social media with this phrase in them. If you ever met my dad, and inspirational quotes came up in conversation, he'd be pretty quick to tell you that if you that getting your ... out of bed in the morning and going to work is the best "inspiration" you'll ever need... Not reading about inspiration on social media.
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...Super Corsa is overkill for the street. The whole ....... bike is overkill for the street.
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"Motorcycle Racing because football, basketball, soccer, tennis and baseball only require one ball".
"On my knees, the lower I go the more she likes it".
"Endeavor to do something for someone who cannot repay you".
"Each day you wake up you choose to be as you wish"
"Time is your most valuable asset, don't waste it".
"On my knees, the lower I go the more she likes it".
"Endeavor to do something for someone who cannot repay you".
"Each day you wake up you choose to be as you wish"
"Time is your most valuable asset, don't waste it".
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An old man hoping to sway a squid wearing jeans riding a R1...(never a Ducati ;-))
"Son, those jeans look really good on you, but did you know that if you had a slide they will last you the first 2 inches and after that it is just skin and bones..."
"Son, those jeans look really good on you, but did you know that if you had a slide they will last you the first 2 inches and after that it is just skin and bones..."
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