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Now you can both enjoy serving your wife breakfast in bed. :D

Bacon Condoms - meat shaped and flavored condoms

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They need a safety disclaimer to avoid use in the presence of dogs, might be taken for beggin' strips lol.
 
Not sure my wife would like it. She's not a porker.
 
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My Wife said to me one night "Darling shall we try some of those flavoured condoms?" I said "of course no problem"

The night arrived and she went down there to do her duty and she said "Mmmm cheese and onion flavour" I said "I have'nt put one on yet" :)
 
Trauma said:
Way TMI guys, jeeze, it's Easter for Chrissake :eek:
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I don't believe in the Resurrection of Jesus Christ. We're not all Christians.

PS

"Thou shalt not take the name of the LORD thy God in vain; for the LORD will not hold him guiltless that taketh his name in vain."

Euphemism or not.
 
TransNone13 said:
I don't believe in the Resurrection of Jesus Christ. We're not all Christians.

PS

"Thou shalt not take the name of the LORD thy God in vain; for the LORD will not hold him guiltless that taketh his name in vain."

Euphemism or not.
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Nothing to do with Jesus/God, just you and the crap you post sometimes, tired of it.
 
Welcome to the Internet.

Idk when it became ok to thread bomb about heat issues and I can't post in OT.

If you're going to turn sour on me, give me warning next time.

Why do you have to make this personal? I have nothing but respect for you, but you know damn well I won't lay down about my privilege of being able to speak my mind.

Why didn't you just pm me to lay off the crude jokes, and then flag them for DUC (if they were that offensive and would have been unnecessary had you PM'd me)? That would have been the appropriate gesture.
 
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