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Made it to Monaco this time around. First, second, third and fourth impression? What a dump. Here's the one nice picture I took:



Just a crapulent place. I'm sure it looks better 1) at night; 2) from the deck of a $4 million yacht 3) when you're drunk.

I didn't waste much time heading back to re-explore the narrow streets of old Nice both on foot and on bike.



Got sucked into a maze that took a good half hour to escape from.

 
Ok, new painting up on eBay set at .99 cents with no reserve. Painting to support my travels is my job now! Duration is 5 days, so it will get shipped (and may make it to its new home) prior to Christmas!

Ducati Panigale Painting | eBay

As per the description, while following in the footsteps of Van Gogh from Auvers to Paris to Arles, I was inspired to incorporate something from either his life or his artwork into my own painting. I was able to do both. In the background is the proverbial French countryside, with wheat under a darkened sky, the same setting Van Gogh painted in "Wheat Field with Crows," one of the last paintings he finished before he died. While visiting his final resting place in Auvers, I trimmed a few leaves of Ivory growing atop the cemetery plot where Vincent and his brother Theo are buried. I'm including one of these leaves that can either be attached to or displayed alongside the piece.



 
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Exiting Nice in 3...2....1...



Nice (pronounced 'neece', btw), is a very busy ocean town. I found myself hiding out in my apt. for the most part. Just too many people. Being lost is where I belong, and what I'm most comfortable with I think:



Or should I say, 'being lost and in awe' is what I'm most comfortable with:













 
While in Nice I recommend a short trip to St paul De Vence
Saint-Paul de Vence | it's a walled city very nice (pronounced nice ) .
While there see if you can have lunch or dinner at La Colombe d'Or Intro home to many great artist . You will appreciate the art collection .

Would love to--next time I return. Body and ride report are in two different locations--and one needs to catch up with the other. ;)
 
Always wanted to ride/see Monaco, Monte Carlo, Nice, St Tropaz so 2012 I did. So disappointed was I not my type of playground but I have been there!
 
While riding into Nice I hit a horrible rain storm, so it took me a good long time to determine that the exceptionally twisty roads I was riding out on were the same treacherously slick roads (with thousand foot drops and a guard 'rail' the right height to ensure you didn't just slide off the road and down a mountain, but instead were launched like a highside catapult) I rode in on. At some point the roads became quite different, though, and it felt like I was almost in a different country altogether...Aix-en-Provence, on the way to Arles.





I'd ridden up and up and up...and then, shockingly, bizarrely, I the ground plateaued out. Instead of descending into a huge valley I'd ridden to the top of one. Strange.













Who'd have thunk--a Coliseum in France, dating to (none other than) Roman times. Lots of bloody battles then, lots of bloody bullfighting now. No motorcycles allowed.



Charming little city with a rough and endearing patina....





Though it lacked a plethora of dining establishments that were open, all I needed was one:



And this, my friends, is an example of why French get a bad rap because they're rude--and why Americans get a (deserved) rap for being obnoxious.



The girl was from Southern California. And she was LOUD. And stupid. The inane things that came our of her mouth were an embarrassment to conscious, rational, sensible and considerate Americans everywhere. Her pedouncle only fueled the "omg, like my friends on Facebook were totally jealous" fire by demonstrating the kind of enthusiasm that increased the volume of her spindly voice and--at the same time--greatly increased the suspicion that this guy probably is Woody Allen's biggest fan. The little person sitting next to her was dying and showed great restraint in not stabbing her with a pickle fork like he wanted to.
 
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I'm not sure when being brain dead stupid became "kool" in Amerikan pop culture, but it is disgusting, wrong, and being pushed on the young people in school, and media, lowest common denominator mentality.
 
What's cool is that Coliseum you took a pic of my son just did a model of for school. It's called the Arles Amphitheatre. Pretty steep yet bloody history to that place. It actually was originally the first part of the city of Arles. The entire city sat inside the walls you took a pic of for protection.

Greats pics again Anti.

It seems that only ignorant ass Americans take vacations overseas. When I was on Germany I worked really hard to overturn that stereotype. Hate ....... Americans. smdh
 
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If I had better resolution, I'd turn this poor guy's face into a Gif.









Those right there are constipated expressions of restraint; visual evidence of a man doing everything he possibly could to avoid violence.
 
What's cool is that Coliseum you took a pic of my son just did a model of for school. It's called the Arles Amphitheatre. Pretty steep yet bloody history to that place. It actually was originally the first part of the city of Arles. The entire city sat inside the walls you took a pic of for protection.

Greats pics again Anti.

It seems that only ignorant ass Americans take vacations overseas. When I was on Germany I worked really hard to overturn that stereotype. Hate ....... Americans. smdh

No way! Cool. Yes...there were some pretty big walls surrounding the city. Now they kind of just look like they're getting ready to decimate the parking lots adjacent to 'em.
 
Wandered after dinner. It was incredibly windy and cold, even during the day, so little tourists--or locals for that matter--were out.



These eyes were everywhere:


(The work of French street artist Le CyKlop)

This reminded me of Jean Jean and the Evil Cat / The Cat, the Cow and the Beautiful fish:





Though I was wandering, I did have a sort of destination in mind:






Cafe Terrace at night, on the Place de Forum in Arles. Looks remarkably similar to the way it appeared in Sept 1888

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Stray Dalmatian investigating a fire hydrant. What are the odds?









 
AM came too soon.





After parking my bike (above), no less than 4 people peeked out their windows or doors. One elderly woman who spoke a little English opened her door, gave me a big smile and seemed to appreciate me taking pictures and such an interest in her street. I'm assuming the other 3 people were not as enthusiastic about the 1199cc alarm clock I was there to snap some shots of.






(Langlois Bridge)

Au revoir Arles:


Onward towards Spain.

 
No way! Cool. Yes...there were some pretty big walls surrounding the city. Now they kind of just look like they're getting ready to decimate the parking lots adjacent to 'em.

Great pics as always"¦ Just curious how many miles are you up to now?
 
...Onward towards Spain.


Oh!! España!! La madre patria! Be sure to enjoy the wine from Ribera del Duero region, cantimpalo chorizo, serrano ham, Spanish omelet, pulpo a la gallega, garlic cooked shrimps, did I mentioned wine? :D

Enjoy!!!!
 
France behind, Spain ahead.



I was flying blind again. SFR SIM cards are easily enough acquired in France, but $10 will only last about a day (that's with minimal use!). Whatever--I just needed to continue southwest along the blue stuff and follow signs to Barcelona.




(Petit Camargue, above. A charming little wetland area in France.)

It was a 4 hour ride from Arles to Barcelona. I had all day to get there, though, so I went the 'avoid tolls and highways' option. Looked to be an interesting (and memorizable) route. The first part lived up to expectations. Fast sweepers, nothing around except a RVs traveling in groups. After an hour or so the fun ended and everything just looked like this:





After a couple hours indulging in the local sights and sounds, I caved and jumped on the A9 and it was beautiful. Exits were a good 5-10 miles apart, but there was a small road that followed the path of the highway, only it was off the road and just gorgeous. (Think more Mojave than Alps.) I'd get off only to not be able to find it....it was crazy--there was nothing around, but seemingly no ......' way to get to it, no road that connected the highway to the frontage road. I'd simply get off, drive around, get pointed in the wrong direction, get back on and try again. Aggravating!

Got off one last time and what a mistake.



Doesn't look like it in the picture, but this dumpy border city reminded me of Tijuana on a Sunday. Lot lizard prostitutes with dimply thighs and big jugs spilling out of splooge stained second hand stripper clothes, creepy looking dudes just hanging out while strung out. I immediately missed, and desperately wanted to retreat back into France.

Fatigue started to set in, too. I'd left Arles at 8:30am and it was now 5pm. Hadn't stopped for anything to eat all day, so I was getting HUNGRY. My mind drifted to sliced cow and icy cocktails. 2 and a half hours of riding later I finally reached the outskirts of civilization and serendipitously found a fantastic hotel that catered to the Catalunya/Circuit de Barcelona crowd. No racing meant low prices and an empty hotel.



Some reading material outside their lounge:



Pretty fookin' cool.
 
Ok guys, we can thank Dr. J* for this post, because if it wasn't for him I'd be updating my will about now instead of updating this Ride Report.

Synopsis: Infected root canal when I started this trip led to a sinus and possibly bone infection that spread through my skull. I was treated, it came back, treated again, etc. A day after finishing two different 'solutions' in Dec., things got a little complicated.

New Years Day, not so bad:


2 days later:


At this point, Dr. J, who had inquired about how it was going (and who sensed that the level of my concern was probably not appropriate) responded with explicit clarity:



30 min. later my ass was out the door and a knife was in my anesthetic-free eye (it's quicker, builds character); an outpouring of relief followed and flowed.



Immediate problem solved, but the possibility of the infection spreading (or already having spread) to behind eye and into brain needed attention. (Loss of vision and life soon follow.)

Couple sleepless nights like this:





And then....



I woke up in the morning able to actually open my eye and see in three dimensions. I'll never again underestimate the benefits and pleasures of stereoscopic vision. Was discharged tonight. Six weeks of treatment, still will probably need surgery. Oh and my olfactory nerve didn't survive the attack. No more smell of petrol in the afternoon, or napalm in the morning, for me: my sense of smell will, in all likelihood, has been abolished (so they say).

*For those who haven't been introduced to Dr. J [from page 44 of my Coast to Coast Ride Report]:

Been here in NY now for a week. And it's been a long week, too, sometime time dilates because of boredom and anticipation (think of how slowly minutes pass while waiting to get out of a plane) but sometimes time slows because life is good, really good. The hero of the New York chapter has been, is--and always will be--a man I call Dr. J. The guy is a complete oxymoron, a combination of seemingly disparate, contradictory and exclusionary qualities all wrapped into one. He's got musculature that puts him in a category of the Incredible Hulk, an intellect that puts him well into Professor X/genius territory, has enough dare-devil and risk-taking stories to last a lifetime (including racing in Grand Am), but also, oh, happens to be a surgeon"¦.you name it and he's done it. And if you've lusted after it he's probably owned it, too (including a boss GT3 RS). But god damn if he also isn't the humblest, nicest, most sincere, and unaffected guy you've ever met (contrasts nicely with a NY accent that could easily land him in a role of baritone mob boss in a Coppola Mafia Trilogy). In short, he's the kind of guy who could destroy competitors as easily on a track (or in a fight) as easily as he could dispatch contenders on Jeopardy. If there was a zombie apocalypse or a hostile alien invasion or WWIII, he's the guy I'd call first.

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