Man, I must just be lucky. I have had nothing go wrong with my bike. No smoking, (other than when brand new) no oil leaks, exploding shocks, bolts falling off, brakes failing, bushing coming apart, hoseclamps issues, radiator leaks, fires, floods or tornados.
Since these were all made at the same plant by the same workers I would have to say that someone must have gone over my bike real well pre-delivery. Perhaps the few hundred dollars that I paid to have a Ducati certified mechanic prep my bike were well spent. All of my bolts have small red paint marks on them so I can tell if something is coming loose quite quickly. Things are safety wired too. Knock on wood I guess.
Sorry you all are having such problems.