The only problem I have with my 1199

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How did you tell her no she couldn't ride but managed to get FOUR means of communication ? Seriously ? You stood there copying it all down.. "Ok, what about your number, and your Facebook screen name, and your email, and your Instagram"....

Or was it "Come onnnn pleaseeeeee sit on my bike, for just a second, and let me take a pic"

haha :)

I didn't ask for it. My engagement to a hotter girl fortunately prevented me from asking. This girl pulled into my buddies tuning shop to get her clutch, brakes and fork seal replaced. While she was waiting she asked me if I could take a picture of her on my bike so she could put it on facebook and Instagram. I said to myself not again another hot chick wants to take pictures on my bike". Then she asked if she could ride it. I said nope. She asked if I had a Facebook/Instagram so she can befriend me to share her bike pictures and videos. I now see why she needs her clutch, brake and fork seals replaced because she has ton of pictures and videos of her doing wheelies and stunting on other bikes. Anyways she gave me her number to call her whenever I want to go out and ride with her. That won't go over too well with my fiancé. Apparently this hot girl is a model, does Muay Thai and like bikes.
 
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careful.....reminds me of a local girl here. Hot and young, rides a Daytona, does Muay Thai and loves bikes. Turns out after 1 night of "fun", she became a psycho stalker...
 
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Sure she doesn't have an adams apple? Near perfect woman, possibly lesbian? Which is a great story to use when you get sprung on Facebook messaging her by your fiancé.
 
Sure she doesn't have an adams apple? Near perfect woman, possibly lesbian? Which is a great story to use when you get sprung on Facebook messaging her by your fiancé.


A girl who likes bikes and possibly will "chow box"! .... it, introduce her to your fiancée.....lol.
 
Lol....
To each their own ;)

All right.
I'm into sharing mate.

Tell you what.
How about you eat the peanuts out of her poo first.
Then i'll roll in what's left.

That sounds fair:)
It's called "Spreading the love":D
 
All right.
I'm into sharing mate.

Tell you what.
How about you eat the peanuts out of her poo first.
Then i'll roll in what's left.

That sounds fair:)
It's called "Spreading the love":D

Lol. Sounds fair.
Did someone get her number...
 
Lol. Sounds fair.
Did someone get her number...

Yep.
It's 000.

When they ask if you want police, fire or ambulance.
Just ask for the poon on the Pani.
They'll know what you need;)
 
.............and then she took off the shades and smiled............cross eyed and billybob teeth :eek:
 

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