I can confirm, JollyRoger, is the official .... on this forum. Every forum has one, unfortunately.
However, there is also an 'actual' ...., lurking, somewhere on here too.
Maybe it's me, maybe it's you. But everyone knows who it is.
As for me I'm off on an extended trip with she who must be obeyed. So rick prayers do get answered particularly when the whole congregation is involved. In the words of the irish bard (and one seriously fast motorcycle enthusiast) Joey Dunlop "while riding may no part of one's body grace the pavement except for the tips of one's toes, knees and elbows". Ride safe.