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Are we still doing this? Every time I drop a grenade in the trash can, things always go the same way:

1. Paul hits his head against a wall repeatedly without flinching and lectures everyone on America even though he lives in New Zealand (the guy is like Billy Butcher in The Boys - I bet he uses the 'C' word in real life every other sentence). The thing about New Zealand is that the population of most 4th grade rural towns in America is bigger than population of entire New Zealand. So while New Zealand is cute, its lessons have no bearing on America, the world on any matter of importance to humanity really. Just focus on filming lord of the rings, K? But wait, is there now an Aussie in the mix too?!?!!
2. Endo goes off on one of his predictable rants about how he made millions by cracking the yoga studio market and how everyone should just get their .... together and make a million dollars already. It is yoga studio correct? Or is it some kind of hippie health food infomercial product? I can't keep track amidst the lectures.
3. Jolly jumps in every 3rd page or so just to stoke the fire and ensure fighters in the ring don't lose focus. He hands out powerades to keep everyone hydrated so the fight can go on. Jolly is my agent, I pay him minimum wage.
4. bp... I'm not sure what his POV is. I haven't figured it out yet.
5. Craig... he politely and consistently asks questions he thinks he already knows the answers to. The man just keeps on asking questions.
6. Then there are the one or two MAGA nutbag regulars that just use threads like this to rant about how their time in the military or navy or whatever taught them everything they need to know and use the Internet as an outlet for their resentment in life. Oh, the pharma companies are trying to make them impotent by secretly hiding a left-wing drug in their Chobani yoghurt.
7. And how can I ignore myself? The great TomFoolery. The guy who looks down on everyone who doesn't win trackday championships, hates MAGA nutbags, is ocassionally funny and is very argumentative around the same time every month.

Who did I miss?

:)
 
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TomFoolery said:
Are we still doing this? Every time I drop a grenade in the trash can, things always go the same way:

1. Paul hits his head against a wall repeatedly without flinching and lectures everyone on America even though he lives in New Zealand (the guy is like Billy Butcher in The Boys - I bet he uses the 'C' word in real life every other sentence). The thing about New Zealand is that the population of most 4th grade rural towns in America is bigger than population of entire New Zealand. So while New Zealand is cute, its lessons have no bearing on America, the world on any matter of importance to humanity really. Just focus on filming lord of the rings, K? But wait, is there now an Aussie in the mix too?!?!!
2. Endo goes off on one of his predictable rants about how he made millions by cracking the yoga studio market and how everyone should just get their .... together and make a million dollars already. It is yoga studio correct? Or is it some kind of hippie health food infomercial product? I can't keep track amidst the lectures.
3. Jolly jumps in every 3rd page or so just to stoke the fire and ensure fighters in the ring don't lose focus. He hands out powerades to keep everyone hydrated so the fight can go on. Jolly is my agent, I pay him minimum wage.
4. bp... I'm not sure what his POV is. I haven't figured it out yet.
5. Craig... he politely and consistently asks questions he thinks he already knows the answers to. The man just keeps on asking questions.
6. Then there are the one or two MAGA nutbag regulars that just use threads like this to rant about how their time in the military or navy or whatever taught them everything they need to know and use the Internet as an outlet for their resentment in life. Oh, the pharma companies are trying to make them impotent by secretly hiding a left-wing drug in their Chobani yoghurt.
7. And how can I ignore myself? The great TomFoolery. The guy who looks down on everyone who doesn't win trackday championships, hates MAGA nutbags, is ocassionally funny and is very argumentative around the same time every month.

Who did I miss?

:)
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Rick is Australian? I mean he DOES look like a shackle dragger
 
TomFoolery said:
Are we still doing this? Every time I drop a grenade in the trash can, things always go the same way:

1. Paul hits his head against a wall repeatedly without flinching and lectures everyone on America even though he lives in New Zealand (the guy is like Billy Butcher in The Boys - I bet he uses the 'C' word in real life every other sentence). The thing about New Zealand is that the population of most 4th grade rural towns in America is bigger than population of entire New Zealand. So while New Zealand is cute, its lessons have no bearing on America, the world on any matter of importance to humanity really. Just focus on filming lord of the rings, K? But wait, is there now an Aussie in the mix too?!?!!
2. Endo goes off on one of his predictable rants about how he made millions by cracking the yoga studio market and how everyone should just get their .... together and make a million dollars already. It is yoga studio correct? Or is it some kind of hippie health food infomercial product? I can't keep track amidst the lectures.
3. Jolly jumps in every 3rd page or so just to stoke the fire and ensure fighters in the ring don't lose focus. He hands out powerades to keep everyone hydrated so the fight can go on. Jolly is my agent, I pay him minimum wage.
4. bp... I'm not sure what his POV is. I haven't figured it out yet.
5. Craig... he politely and consistently asks questions he thinks he already knows the answers to. The man just keeps on asking questions.
6. Then there are the one or two MAGA nutbag regulars that just use threads like this to rant about how their time in the military or navy or whatever taught them everything they need to know and use the Internet as an outlet for their resentment in life. Oh, the pharma companies are trying to make them impotent by secretly hiding a left-wing drug in their Chobani yoghurt.
7. And how can I ignore myself? The great TomFoolery. The guy who looks down on everyone who doesn't win trackday championships, hates MAGA nutbags, is ocassionally funny and is very argumentative around the same time every month.

Who did I miss?

:)
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Clearly I've been a little absent these days. Sorry, not sorry, I've been riding up in the mountains. It's bloody ballz hot everywhere else getting 100F Sahara winds blowing in.
Good news! I've got a new garage! The rarest find imaginable, a 4 car garage in Italy, 6 mins walk to Mugello. Pictures at 11:00, no now, how about now.
And then I found a tiny turtle in my new garden. So weird.

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why, wout? i mean we can't be complete morons or we wouldnt be able to afford the bikes

that said, not sure what is going on w porsche enthusiasts these days
 
CSV4 said:
why, wout? i mean we can't be complete morons or we wouldnt be able to afford the bikes

that said, not sure what is going on w porsche enthusiasts these days
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Love the reference! The guy has so much panache. It brought me joy seeing him tear the legs off Q(anon) Simmons on Stage 6.



From an affordability and practicality sense, Ducatis are THE WORST bike to own. There are motorcycles that are arguably better in performance, price, and reliability. If you're worried about inflation, maybe a Honda or Suzuki is a better fit.
 

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