My 1199

Spilly1199 said:

Well said Efna

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Like thay say in your country you are Dumb as a box of rocks.

Spilly1199 said:

Yea, I really wish my Ducati was better at "chest".

You gotta love it when a felon provides us good citizens with free entertainment

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Good Citizens actinng like litle Kids, And but hurt that the 1199 its a ....... slowwwwwww.

Can we agree to please stop commenting on this thread. You are feeding his twisted sense of an ego. You are being played. Just move on, please.

OneArmBandit said:

I wanna just say, hi haters, hi haters
I know you missed me, I'm back
You know who I am
No introduction needed, ha-ha.
I'm the one that run the state
I'm the one that get the cake
I'm the one that isn't fake
(I'm the one that you should hate)
I'm the one that's living great
I'm the one that's getting paid
I'm the one that's in your face
(I'm the one that you should hate, You ....... internet HOMOS.

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We know oneeye can cut and paste because there's no way he could spell all of those big words correctly by himself. Now get back to fluffing your hero skunk.

OneArmBandit said:

Like thay say in your country you are Dumb as a box of rocks.

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The correct saying is "dumb as a box of hammers..."

Is it possible for you to post WITHOUT making yourself look stupid??

Keep trying dipstick, you're as soft as a sneaker full of puppy ....

I Don't know why everyone is so upset....onearmbandit is entitled to his opinion...as well as Skunks....I'm still going to love my bike no matter what....n I'm always going to purchase exotic machinery....not because of how fast it is....in my opinion the fastest bikes have always been ugly to me (zx14, hayabusa, s1000rr, whatever, etc)....but that's my opinion n I'm entitled to it.....never the less....u will only catch me on a Duc, mv, ape, etc..whatever is rare....jus because I like to be different n not have what everyone else has....so on that note....everyone needs to chill....n oneabandit....I hope after u sell ur 1199 u r happy with ur next purchase homie....it's time
For everyone to keep it movin

Spilly1199 said:

The correct saying is "dumb as a box of hammers..."

Is it possible for you to post WITHOUT making yourself look stupid??

Keep trying dipstick, you're as soft as a sneaker full of puppy ....

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You mean you weren't impressed by his cute little poem and the turtle picture he drew for us?

See how I can make you Ducati monkeys dance!
Been dealing with forum racers like you clowns for years.
We're at page at page 8 and counting.
Id like to say thank you to the 1199 homo forum for being my biggest fan clud.
Since coming here my facebook page as gotten a lot more likes and my youtube subscriptions has jumped.
Page 9? Lmao.

SkankNYCF said:

See how I can make you Ducati monkeys dance!
Been dealing with forum racers like you clowns for years.
We're at page at page 8 and counting.
Id like to say thank you to the 1199 homo forum for being my biggest fan clud.
Since coming here my facebook page as gotten a lot more likes and my youtube subscriptions has jumped.
Page 9? Lmao.

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When are you gonna write us a poem like you're girlfriend did?

SkankNYCF said:

See how I can make you Ducati monkeys dance!
Been dealing with forum racers like you clowns for years.
We're at page at page 8 and counting.
Id like to say thank you to the 1199 homo forum for being my biggest fan clud.
Since coming here my facebook page as gotten a lot more likes and my youtube subscriptions has jumped.
Page 9? Lmao.

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you are an ass, I really dont care what you got now keep enjoying it. Sooner than later karma is gonna hit you in the ass. That will be funny to see. As for now, keep stealing and entertaining us...

Wow this is still going! Was kind of hoping it would go away or be locked by the Mod.

That said, it's a lot like watching an accident, you dont want to look....... but you really can't help it.

Some hilarious comments, I ROFL'ed!!

To be clear, 1 arm and Skank, I would be reffering to you as "the accident" and the funny comments would be those of your detractors.

Thank you for giving me this little window into the lives of the illiterate, ill-informed and the proverbial "under class". We don't seem to have any here, and those there are, are generally behind bars and/or deported. So it's interesting for me, sort of like a carnival freak show.

I wish you both all the best, but unfortunately, your previous detention, your lack of mental acquity, inability to distinguish between derision and admiration, your careless disregard for traffic regulations, your inability to read an owners manual, the high mortality rate of your social class and your obvious lack of grasp on the English language making you, likely, unemployable, all lead me to conclude that your time on the "outside", or in life, is probably severly limited. Statistically speaking things don't look too bright for the future.

So by all means, live it up!!! You might not have long, so enjoy it while you can. In fact make sure you do some extra street racing this week, we'd love to hear if our friend Darwin has caught up with you, I believe he rides a Panigale ;-)

Great stuff Delta. Shame most of it will be wasted on the "accidents" as many words have more than two syllables & you'll have them pulling out a map to find Darwin

Still talking about me? Im flattered
Page 9 yet?
Sorry, Im not the poetic type.
Ok, Im going stop replying. But I'll bet that you Ducati poser .... wont stop talking about me. I'll check-in in a couple of days and see how many more pages I got.
Take care and ride safe.

SkankNYCF said:

Still talking about me? Im flattered
Page 9 yet?
Sorry, Im not the poetic type.
Ok, Im going stop replying. But I'll bet that you Ducati poser .... wont stop talking about me. I'll check-in in a couple of days and see how many more pages I got.
Take care and ride safe.

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no worries, I'll help keep pushing. It's always good to have a diversity in the forums also 2nd opinions.

one thing i'd like to know if bandit already tried one/two tooth/teeth less on the rear sprocket, i bet top end power souldnt be the problem, rather the limiter.
and well, he's got the corse bubble, but wide shoulders and no aerokit won't help. it's just a fact it's a tiny bike to hide away a big guy. same with his desmo not reaching 200, if you're too big, you're too big.

it's like women going to ikea with a smart car...

i am still in for more vidz and keeping on trying.

bump for page 9, this is hilarious! stupid but fun!!!

Spilly1199 said:

Great stuff Delta. Shame most of it will be wasted on the "accidents" as many words have more than two syllables & you'll have them pulling out a map to find Darwin

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Indeed. Maybe someone could translate into a poem, or draw a picture so oneeye can join the conversation too. Skunk seems better equipped to read & write, but struggles with comprehension.

If you told them a bicycle was faster they would go out and buy it, then complain about it not being the fastest.lol And if they think we are their fans then they are as stupid as oneeyebandits pose.

OneArmBandit said:

I wanna just say, hi haters, hi haters
I know you missed me, I'm back
You know who I am
No introduction needed, ha-ha.
I'm the one that run the state
I'm the one that get the cake
I'm the one that isn't fake
(I'm the one that you should hate)
I'm the one that's living great
I'm the one that's getting paid
I'm the one that's in your face
(I'm the one that you should hate, You ....... internet HOMOS.

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I think it's kind of cute that you and your doppelganger mate can spend the time to write poems to your adoring fans. To tell you the truth I am flattered that you care that much.

You do however have a abnormal fixation with internet homo's.
So I have come to the understanding that maybe it is not the fact that the Panigale is slow, but is in fact your desire to follow other male riders and just maybe your throttle hand is busy doing other things and not entirely up to the job at hand......if you get my drift.

Wallaroo said:

I think it's kind of cute that you and your doppelganger mate can spend the time to write poems to your adoring fans. To tell you the truth I am flattered that you care that much.

You do however have a abnormal fixation with internet homo's.
So I have come to the understanding that maybe it is not the fact that the Panigale is slow, but is in fact your desire to follow other male riders and just maybe your throttle hand is busy doing other things and not entirely up to the job at hand......if you get my drift.

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Um err ... Wallaroo, old mate.

I see a bit of a problem here. There's some big and unusual words in this response of yours, and some people may have trouble with comprehension. Or should that be "conprihenshun". Anyway, I think you should have used simpler forms for:

Adoring
doppelganger
abnormal

I fear we may be up for another blast of neanderthal "homo-sapien-ism".

However, be assured many of the rest of us would have had a further chuckle.

As for the other 2: You can't teach an old dog new tricks.

And to further quote, but this time correctly, the good old Aussie vernacular that applies to the diabolical duo:

"As dumb as DOG ...."