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This is all ...........sorry but this ain't no ....... race (pardon my french)

This could have easily been rider vs rider. Now I'm NOT saying a ZX10 ain't fast as sin but this race clearly came down to skill and balls.

Show me two bone stock bikes (no sprockets, no exhausts, similar skilled rider and weight) and I'll be money that the Pani from a 35mph rolling start will eat the other bike...

(35mph rolling start because we all know all the Mag's are having a really hard time launching the bike without the headlights staring at the sky...)
 
Wow, you took the time to join the forum just because of me. Nice. Im glad my fan club is expanding. Everywhere I go someone follows me.:rolleyes:
Im fat, Im this, Im that...bla bla bla.:cool: Im fat? really? Let's see a pic of me all fat. Im acually quite jacked(2 1/2 yrs of lifting;)). Calling me fat due to being a naturally big dude at 6'1 225lbs and not being your average size racer at 160lbs is a joke. Too bad the 1199 cant handle me like the ZX10R and the S1RR.
Yes, look how fat I am.:eek:
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Yeah, great detective work:rolleyes: Im known and talked about everywhere. This is old news but seem to never get old. What happen? Starbucks dont have WiFi for you Ducati homos?
And how the hell can I be a hick when Im from NYC?
Let me know if you need some links to some funny forum thread about me. I have a lot. WERA forum is a all time classic.;)
 
After seeing your photo it appears an apology is in order.


You are not in fact fat.


You are incredibly ugly.


Which explains why you enjoyed your time in prison so much - it's about the only place on this earth that you can get laid, even if it was by Big Bubbah and all his gangbangers. I bet you got the extra soft comfort seat for your equally ugly zx10 Mr Butthurt?


Fat people can diet....you on the other hand...hmmm, well you're .... outa luck.
 
At least ugly doesnt make my ZX10 as slow as a 1199. Touche.
;)
Are you running for new president of my hate club?
 
SkankNYCF said:
At least ugly doesnt make my ZX10 as slow as a 1199. Touche.
;)
Are you running for new president of my hate club?
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The fact that you're trolling an 1199 forum says one thing:

You're our bitch.

Every post you make on here further proves this, so keep Em comin brightspark.
 
" Im acually quite jacked(2 1/2 yrs of lifting) "


Must have dropped a few on ya head judging by some of your comments:D

Jail.....big whoopppy doo, its like a hotel in there, free food unless you want specialties, your life is laid out in front of you, even weekend leave if you are a good boy and paid work, albiet not that good a pay.....must admit you do look kind of cute, but I really need to see you bent over:D

Fat.....sorry must have left out the head part:D

Who's the ...... now big boy
 

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Spilly1199 said:
The fact that you're trolling an 1199 forum says one thing:

You're our bitch.

Every post you make on here further proves this, so keep Em comin brightspark.
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Im the bitch? Lol. You Ducati .... cant stfu about me. You got one guy that took time out of his sorry ass life to do research on me, join this homo forum and on his first and one and only post talks about me. Wow.:eek: And what are we at now? 5 pages? Every post talking about ME.;) So whos whose bitch? You clowns cant stop talking about me. I got the WERA forum up to a few hundred comments and about 14,000 views. Lets see if I can make you monkeys dance the way I made them.
Dont be mad at the messanger. Not my fault your Ducati lost at chest. How it go again? "Checkmate"? Not. Lmao.
 
" Not my fault your Ducati lost at chest "

Be doing some more weights there me matey and dropped another one:D
 
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Yea, I really wish my Ducati was better at "chest".

You gotta love it when a felon provides us good citizens with free entertainment
 
More over, you really get a good appreciation for the sorry path that a lack of education and parental guidance can take.

Honestly, I feel sorry for this guy's soul. It is clearly tormented, tortured and lost. How sad to have to go to internet sites to try and bolster one's image and justify one's past regressions. Too bad that he has choosen to take his time stirring up useless controversy on these sites when he could be spending that time and effort improving himself. So, so sad. :-(
 
efna said:
More over, you really get a good appreciation for the sorry path that a lack of education and parental guidance can take.

Honestly, I feel sorry for this guy's soul. It is clearly tormented, tortured and lost. How sad to have to go to internet sites to try and bolster one's image and justify one's past regressions. Too bad that he has choosen to take his time stirring up useless controversy on these sites when he could be spending that time and effort improving himself. So, so sad. :-(
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Rubbish talk.
He's not tormented and al, he's way too stupid for that.
This guy is just the proof that there's an upper society and that a slavery is needed under it.
 
Spilly1199 said:
Yea, I really wish my Ducati was better at "chest".

You gotta love it when a felon provides us good citizens with free entertainment
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Yeah, people like skunk take attention as a compliment because they're too dumb to see they're being laughed at! Priceless. I do feel sorry for his innocent daughter who has no chance at life under his guidance though.
 
SkankNYCF said:
Wow, you took the time to join the forum just because of me. Nice. Im glad my fan club is expanding. Everywhere I go someone follows me.:rolleyes:
Im fat, Im this, Im that...bla bla bla.:cool: Im fat? really? Let's see a pic of me all fat. Im acually quite jacked(2 1/2 yrs of lifting;)). Calling me fat due to being a naturally big dude at 6'1 225lbs and not being your average size racer at 160lbs is a joke. Too bad the 1199 cant handle me like the ZX10R and the S1RR.
Yes, look how fat I am.:eek:
232323232%7Ffp%3B8%3A%3Enu%3D3238%3E6%3B5%3E8%3B9%3EWSNRCG%3D356%3A46%3A265338nu0mrj

Yeah, great detective work:rolleyes: Im known and talked about everywhere. This is old news but seem to never get old. What happen? Starbucks dont have WiFi for you Ducati homos?
And how the hell can I be a hick when Im from NYC?
Let me know if you need some links to some funny forum thread about me. I have a lot. WERA forum is a all time classic.;)
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You'd think with all that money you could afford another shirt.
 
I just love how he initially tried to make out they were doing this unbiased review of the 1199 but forgot to NOT wear his Kawasaki T-Shirt. Not exactly subtle lol.

As for his daughter, my deepest sympathies & condolences go to her - good things can come from bad stock...
 
kids, ain't there an 1199 rider in NY who wants to take the speedos on the track somewhere and show them what that bike was built for? let it be one with a long straight for that 8.395 mph topspeed advantage... the checkmate will beat the comp. quite simple.

the provocation tactics worked quite well, of course everybody's proud of their new bikes, except some, who just buy it with funny money, and not that much of passion or enthusiasm... so there's a lot to argue. ducati never advertised the bike as the fastest machine on the planet, not on an interstate with a brick wall sitting on it.

keep hitting it guys, it is still entertaining
 
Spilly1199 said:
I just love how he initially tried to make out they were doing this unbiased review of the 1199 but forgot to NOT wear his Kawasaki T-Shirt. Not exactly subtle lol.

As for his daughter, my deepest sympathies & condolences go to her - good things can come from bad stock...
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I wanna just say, hi haters, hi haters
I know you missed me, I'm back
You know who I am
No introduction needed, ha-ha.
I'm the one that run the state
I'm the one that get the cake
I'm the one that isn't fake
(I'm the one that you should hate)
I'm the one that's living great
I'm the one that's getting paid
I'm the one that's in your face
(I'm the one that you should hate, You ....... internet HOMOS.
 

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These posts are like a carnival freak sideshow - you don't want to see but you can't not go in just for a peek.

...and once you take that peek, you're usually pretty disappointed because you realize it just a cheap fake.

Ladies and gentlemen, step right up and see the living freak of nature, the menace to society, the unbelievable will become the believable. You will see how evolution can sometimes take a wrong turn and create the beasts that live in your nightmares.

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, it's hard to believe they can survive.

They believe they are superior to us yet only utter squeaks and groans.

They live in an dark society relying on their own kind and stealing from the innocent to survive.

Evolution has left them behind.

Step right up...
 

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