Well...update.
"Technician found horizontal connection rod bearing to have failed. This caused massive damage to entire engine. The parts quote reflects replacement of all parts however it may be possible to repair the crankshaft by sending it to Ben Fox at Fox Performance but we would have to have him inspect the crankshaft before he can determine if it is repairable. If the crankshaft is repairable we will need to order the new connecting rods, bearings and bolts to be sized and installed on repaired crankshaft.
Technician notes that Ducati cranks, con rods and cases are classified by size. Each size has a class A, B or C – however the cases for the Panigale R only have one size. This means that the cases will have to be ordered first before we can determine the size of the plain bearings.
Technician also recommends sending the oil cooler out to be flushed, as the cooler may have trapped bearing material inside of it and could cause further damage after the rebuild."
All for only...$23,664.41. Right.
If they deny coverage b/c it's "track only," which is what the initial signals are...I'm sending it to Boulder Motorsports and having Brian build me a reliable track engine. "R for Racing,"...or not.