"Why did you get that- the BMW is faster and costs less"
1: Really? You're faster on your HP4 than your Pani?
2: Oh, well fortunately I bought the bike I WANTED...
"Why did you get that- the BMW is faster and costs less"
1: Really? You're faster on your HP4 than your Pani?
2: Oh, well fortunately I bought the bike I WANTED...
Just last night.
"Is that an SP?"
"No, it's an R."
"Oh, well Jim's got the 1198 SP, but this little scoot ain't so bad itself."
(who the .... is Jim and who the .... are you??)
"This is an 1199, the newer model."
"OHHH, they make an SP in this model too!"
"No they don't."
"Ohh yeah they do!"
"How long has that been out?"
(long blank look at me for a while)
"Just three weeks, but it's still on the drawing board. Haha!"
He hobbles off to have a conversation with the mailbox.