esmirna8261980: You might be my only fan if I do do it on a Vespa!
Capt CF: Considering I already did the circumference of the world (including ocean miles), I'd beg to differ, at least w/regard to Ducati. MV / Aprilia....err, perhaps not.
Alex: at this point removing my frame and the engine cases and then swapping them with a new bike seems like the best idea! Would definitely be the quickest.
gman74: The business/marketing/sales part of me has to scratch my head just a wee bit.
What's the cost of a full-page ad in Motorcyclist? Probably about as much as a new bike....
My coast-to-coast trip led to three print-articles in three different languages that covered, I dunno...9-12 pages, plus a partial cover. 1 static, stock-looking ad that gets a glance is worth five figures, but engaging articles and pictures of COYOTES?
Add to that 2,000,000 views for my various R/Rs (multiply that by the average click-through price for, say, adwords) and we're easily in the six figures.
And let's face it, Ducati ads appeal to people who are already Ducatisti. There are guys out there on choppers and KLRs sporting my decal. ...., from a marketing standpoint my trip is a CEOs wet dream when it comes to customer conversion rates.
Coming from the fast-paced world of software, where you can get destroyed overnight if you don't innovate, perhaps I have the wrong perspective when it comes to returns on investment. So far the only sponsor for my RTW trip who hasn't asked me to pay anything for a product is a guy who makes tents. That only one person is capitalizing on a fantastic marketing opportunity is slightly absurd.
"Hey, Jim, just got an email from a guy going around the world on a Panigale. He's getting press from a bunch of magazines. Should we send him a set of our bar ends or a case cover?"
".... no, are you crazy? Give him 20% off, no more."
But all this is academic. I'm just a guy who wants to ride his own bike across the US, not be a pitchman for products.
Fragile: Thank you for the offer and the very sound advice. Regarding Lemon laws, yes, CA motorcycles are covered until 18,000 miles or 18 months--or until the warranty runs out. I'm not going to go that route, my conscience wouldn't let me. I'd rather keep the bike in my living room.
Centeroff: One would think. It certainly makes business sense. (I couldn't even get a Hyperstrada demo bike to ride last time I asked....well, actually, I never even received a reply.)
HotIce: once again, we're in complete mechanical/electrical agreement, though you just went way beyond what I know with your knowledge. One of the first things I did when this started (besides removing the charcoal canister) was replace my throttle, thinking it was the TPS (some yahoo broke my throttle stop while my bike was on display at Laguna Seca anyways). Did not fix the issue, so at least one thing can be ruled out.