Like their country of origin BMW owners can be a very technical, pedantic, OCD bunch, especially the internet denizens . I’ve owned over a dozen beemers over the years and never made a warranty claim. Technically brilliant bikes but a little sterile. I like hot tempered red headed little seductresses.
A few years back I bought an RSVR4 RF on a whim and then had to fess up to my wife. I sat her down very seriously and said I had something I needed to confess to her. I could see where her mind was going and I told her I was having an affair with an Italian mistress, after a moment she got it (still equally furious). Needless to say I didn’t get any for a bit, but as riding buddy once said “motorcycles get you through times of no woman better than woman get you through times of no motorcycles”