But my baby is just so much prettier than the HP4 :'( Anyone have a list of problems the HP4 is known for??
Yep.
It still looks like a deformed half-wit because of its lopsided lights.
There's a big problem for you in particular.
When the bike is PD'd it will go onto the service computer to have a rev limit imposed at 7000 rpm for the duration of the initial run-in period.
I should imagine this will stop you from running it in properly, according to your standard run-in practice
This in turn will cause it to not make good enough power and will most likely burn excessive oil for the duration of your ownership period. All 1199s will inevitably blow your mirrors clean off as they go past.
You will most likely regret getting rid of the 1199 for the rest of your life.
Especially when your at the local starbucks, and everybody else is oggeling the red 1199s as opposed to the HP4.
The girls won't get instant moist-ons over the HP4 like they do over the 1199 as you ride past because it sounds like all the other I4s out there. Nor will the girls randomly fawn all over you in car parks and want to flirt with you and chat you up.
People in general won't take you seriously anymore. Or less seriously than they did with your current white Pani
On the up side, you wont have to wonder about the brand, grade and type of oil to run in it. Also the imposed rev limit during the initial run-in period may help to ensure the bike's engine will be more reliable in the long term.
The HP4 is clearly the stand out model as the carbon parts fit superbly, and the ride control is also magnificent. Along with the optional blue wheels available in your market, it will look quite nice looking at it from the side, despite the deformed front end.
Don't bother with the S 1000 RR, as it's a very very poor cousin in comparison as a bike in its own right.