I love the "across the pond" humor, used to work in a company that had a division in Burton-upon-Trent, right by the Bass Brewery, the statements we would levy on each other were priceless, especially around the 4th of July.
Deciding whether to vote for myself or my dog as a write in for the presidential election, can't believe these are the choices we have. Luckily/unluckily I live in a county/state where the national election is predetermined so I have the option of being an ... with my vote without affecting the outcome.....must be stressful to live in a swing state!