If anybody wants to play with any type of breast you like, big, small, firm or saggy, there're plenty of escort services available for £100 or so. And, in case no one noticed, the Internet provides a good range for viewing pleasure also.
Each to their own, he did what he wanted with his bike, both in terms of use and modification.
It's disappointing that a forum such as this, (which presumably is for sharing ideas and problems about our bikes) descended to the lowest common denominator.
I'm sure some people would've benefitted from the OPs choices, and it wouldn't have been for others.
But, like five year old boys playing with their toy cars in the dirt, it ended up in disruption to nobodies benefit.